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Best

best (best),USA pronunciation  adj., [superl. of]good [with]better [as compar.]
  1. of the highest quality, excellence, or standing: the best work; the best students.
  2. most advantageous, suitable, or desirable: the best way.
  3. largest;
    most: the best part of a day.

adv., [superl. of]well [with]better [as compar.]
  1. most excellently or suitably;
    with most advantage or success: an opera role that best suits her voice.
  2. in or to the highest degree;
    most fully (usually used in combination): best-suited; best-known; best-loved.
  3. as best one can, in the best way possible under the circumstances: We tried to smooth over the disagreement as best we could.
  4. had best, would be wisest or most reasonable to;
    ought to: You had best phone your mother to tell her where you are going.

n. 
  1. something or someone that is best: They always demand and get the best. The best of us can make mistakes.
  2. a person's finest clothing: It's important that you wear your best.
  3. a person's most agreeable or desirable emotional state (often prec. by at).
  4. a person's highest degree of competence, inspiration, etc. (often prec. by at).
  5. the highest quality to be found in a given activity or category of things (often prec. by at): cabinetmaking at its best.
  6. the best effort that a person, group, or thing can make: Their best fell far short of excellence.
  7. a person's best wishes or kindest regards: Please give my best to your father.
  8. all for the best, for the good as the final result;
    to an ultimate advantage: At the time it was hard to realize how it could be all for the best.Also,  for the best. 
  9. at best, under the most favorable circumstances: You may expect to be treated civilly, at best.
  10. get or  have the best of: 
    • to gain the advantage over.
    • to defeat;
      subdue: His arthritis gets the best of him from time to time.
  11. make the best of, to cope with in the best way possible: to make the best of a bad situation.
  12. with the best, on a par with the most capable: He can play bridge with the best.

v.t. 
  1. to get the better of;
    defeat;
    beat: He easily bested his opponent in hand-to-hand combat. She bested me in the argument.

Ever

ev•er (evər),USA pronunciation adv. 
  1. at all times;
    always: an ever-present danger; He is ever ready to find fault.
  2. continuously: ever since then.
  3. at any time: Have you ever seen anything like it?
  4. in any possible case;
    by any chance;
    at all (often used to intensify or emphasize a phrase or an emotional reaction as surprise or impatience): How did you ever manage to do it? If the band ever plays again, we will dance.
  5. ever and again, now and then;
    from time to time. Also, Literary,ever and anon. 
  6. ever so, to a great extent or degree;
    exceedingly: They were ever so kind to me.

adj. 
  1. [South Midland and Southern U.S.]every: She rises early ever morning.

By

by1  (bī),USA pronunciation prep., adv., adj., n., pl.  byes. 
prep. 
  1. near to or next to: a home by a lake.
  2. over the surface of, through the medium of, along, or using as a route: He came by the highway. She arrived by air.
  3. on, as a means of conveyance: They arrived by ship.
  4. to and beyond the vicinity of;
    past: He went by the church.
  5. within the extent or period of;
    during: by day; by night.
  6. not later than;
    at or before: I usually finish work by five o'clock.
  7. to the extent or amount of: The new tug is larger than the old one by a great deal. He's taller than his sister by three inches.
  8. from the opinion, evidence, or authority of: By his own account he was in Chicago at the time. I know him by sight.
  9. according to;
    in conformity with: This is a bad movie by any standards.
  10. with (something) at stake;
    on: to swear by all that is sacred.
  11. through the agency, efficacy, work, participation, or authority of: The book was published by Random House.
  12. from the hand, mind, invention, or creativity of: She read a poem by Emily Dickinson. The phonograph was invented by Thomas Edison.
  13. in consequence, as a result, or on the basis of: We met by chance. We won the game by forfeit.
  14. accompanied with or in the atmosphere of: Lovers walk by moonlight.
  15. in treatment or support of;
    for: He did well by his children.
  16. after;
    next after, as of the same items in a series: piece by piece; little by little.
  17. (in multiplication) taken the number of times as that specified by the second number, or multiplier: Multiply 18 by 57.
  18. (in measuring shapes) having an adjoining side of, as a width relative to a length: a room 10 feet by 12 feet.
  19. (in division) separated into the number of equal parts as that specified by the second number, or divisor: Divide 99 by 33.
  20. in terms or amounts of;
    in measuring units of: Apples are sold by the bushel. I'm paid by the week.
  21. begot or born of: Eve had two sons by Adam.
  22. (of quadrupeds) having as a sire: Equipoise II by Equipoise.
  23. [Navig.](as used in the names of the 16 smallest points on the compass) one point toward the east, west, north, or south of N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, or NW, respectively: He sailed NE by N from Pago Pago.
  24. into, at, or to: Come by my office this afternoon.

adv. 
  1. near;
    in the immediate vicinity;
    at hand: The school is close by.
  2. to and beyond a point near something;
    past: The car drove by.
  3. aside;
    away: Put your work by for the moment. Over the years, she laid by enough money to retire.
  4. over;
    past: in times gone by.
  5. by and by, in a short time;
    before long;
    presently: The clouds will disappear by and by.
  6. by and large, in general;
    on the whole: By and large, there is much to be said for the new system.
  7. by me: 
    • (in bridge and other bidding card games) a declaration that the speaker is passing.
    • (in poker) a declaration that the speaker is checking: Is my pair of tens still high? By me.

adj. Also,  bye. 
  1. situated to one side: They came down a by passage.
  2. secondary, incidental: It was only a by comment.

n. 
  1. bye1.
  2. by the by. See  bye 1 (def. 5).

Woman

wom•an (wŏŏmən),USA pronunciation n., pl.  wom•en (wimin),USA pronunciation v., adj. 
n. 
  1. the female human being (distinguished from man).
  2. an adult female person.
  3. a female attendant to a lady of rank.
  4. a wife.
  5. the nature, characteristics, or feelings often attributed to women;
    womanliness.
  6. a sweetheart or paramour;
    mistress.
  7. a female employee or representative: A woman from the real estate agency called.
  8. a female person who cleans house, cooks, etc.;
    housekeeper: The woman will be in to clean today.
  9. women collectively: Woman is no longer subordinate to man.
  10. be one's own woman, (of females) to be free from restrictions, control, or dictatorial influence;
    be independent.

v.t. 
  1. to put into the company of a woman.
  2. to equip or staff with women.
  3. [Obs.]to cause to act or yield like a woman.

adj. 
  1. of women;
    womanly.
  2. female: a woman plumber.
woman•less, adj. 

To

to (to̅o̅; unstressed tŏŏ, tə),USA pronunciation prep. 
  1. (used for expressing motion or direction toward a point, person, place, or thing approached and reached, as opposed to from): They came to the house.
  2. (used for expressing direction or motion or direction toward something) in the direction of;
    toward: from north to south.
  3. (used for expressing limit of movement or extension): He grew to six feet.
  4. (used for expressing contact or contiguity) on;
    against;
    beside;
    upon: a right uppercut to the jaw; Apply varnish to the surface.
  5. (used for expressing a point of limit in time) before;
    until: to this day; It is ten minutes to six. We work from nine to five.
  6. (used for expressing aim, purpose, or intention): going to the rescue.
  7. (used for expressing destination or appointed end): sentenced to jail.
  8. (used for expressing agency, result, or consequence): to my dismay; The flowers opened to the sun.
  9. (used for expressing a resulting state or condition): He tore it to pieces.
  10. (used for expressing the object of inclination or desire): They drank to her health.
  11. (used for expressing the object of a right or claim): claimants to an estate.
  12. (used for expressing limit in degree, condition, or amount): wet to the skin; goods amounting to $1000; Tomorrow's high will be 75 to 80°.
  13. (used for expressing addition or accompaniment) with: He added insult to injury. They danced to the music. Where is the top to this box?
  14. (used for expressing attachment or adherence): She held to her opinion.
  15. (used for expressing comparison or opposition): inferior to last year's crop; The score is eight to seven.
  16. (used for expressing agreement or accordance) according to;
    by: a position to one's liking; to the best of my knowledge.
  17. (used for expressing reference, reaction, or relation): What will he say to this?
  18. (used for expressing a relative position): parallel to the roof.
  19. (used for expressing a proportion of number or quantity) in;
    making up: 12 to the dozen; 20 miles to the gallon.
  20. (used for indicating the indirect object of a verb, for connecting a verb with its complement, or for indicating or limiting the application of an adjective, noun, or pronoun): Give it to me. I refer to your work.
  21. (used as the ordinary sign or accompaniment of the infinitive, as in expressing motion, direction, or purpose, in ordinary uses with a substantive object.)
  22. raised to the power indicated: Three to the fourth is 81( 34 = 81).

adv. 
  1. toward a point, person, place, or thing, implied or understood.
  2. toward a contact point or closed position: Pull the door to.
  3. toward a matter, action, or work: We turned to with a will.
  4. into a state of consciousness;
    out of unconsciousness: after he came to.
  5. to and fro. See  fro (def. 2).

Self

self (self ),USA pronunciation n., pl.  selves, adj., pron., pl.  selves, v. 
n. 
  1. a person or thing referred to with respect to complete individuality: one's own self.
  2. a person's nature, character, etc.: his better self.
  3. personal interest.
    • the ego;
      that which knows, remembers, desires, suffers, etc., as contrasted with that known, remembered, etc.
    • the uniting principle, as a soul, underlying all subjective experience.

adj. 
  1. being the same throughout, as a color;
    uniform.
  2. being of one piece with or the same material as the rest: drapes with a self lining.
  3. the natural constituents of the body, which are normally not subject to attack by components of the immune system (contrasted with nonself ).
  4. [Obs.]same.

pron. 
  1. myself, himself, herself, etc.: to make a check payable to self.

v.t., v.i. 
  1. to self-pollinate.

Funny

fun•ny1  (funē),USA pronunciation adj.,  -ni•er, -ni•est, n., pl.  -nies. 
adj. 
  1. providing fun;
    causing amusement or laughter;
    amusing;
    comical: a funny remark; a funny person.
  2. attempting to amuse;
    facetious: Did you really mean that or were you just being funny?
  3. warranting suspicion;
    deceitful;
    underhanded: We thought there was something funny about those extra charges.
  4. insolent;
    impertinent: Don't get funny with me, young man!
  5. curious;
    strange;
    peculiar;
    odd: Her speech has a funny twang.

n. 
  1. [Informal.]a funny remark or story;
    a joke: to make a funny.
  2. funnies: 
    • comic strips.
    • Also called  funny paper. the section of a newspaper reserved for comic strips, word games, etc.
funni•ly, adv. 
funni•ness, n. 

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